Dude, where's my yard sign?

Don't you really think there's enough plastic in the world already without generating more?  I do, and that's why I haven't ordered any yard signs for my campaign.  But like most of us with a garage or a basement, I had a collection of obsolete signs which I've repurposed for this election!  If you they look a little hand-made, that's because they are, cranked out by yours truly in Santa's workshop. 

If you'd like one of these custom beauties in your yard, contact me while supplies last.  Or, you can print off your very sign as in 8-1/2 x 11 format or 11 x 17 format and post it wherever you'd like!

Or, if you'd really like to show your support, how about simply approaching a neighbor or someone else in the city and explaining to them why you think I'd be a good choice as mayor? 
If a handout would make that easier for you, you can find one here.

Thanks!